My stuff's so cheap
That you will not believe
So swing on by!
And then purchase things
'Til you're broke.
Pri-ces so low!
That you need a great sword
To sla-ash them more!
An-y low-errrr
Would be ill-egal,
Really!
Everyday's a sale!
Every sale's a win!
Buy stuff now
Or kick yourself later.
Everyday's a sale!
Every sale's a win!
I won't even
Charge you a markup.
Everyday's a sale!
Every sale's a win!
Better buy now
Or you'll cry all night.
Everyday's a sale!
Every sale's a win!
Ever-Y
Day is
GRRRRRREAT
WHEN
YOU'RE
ME!